30.5.12

aussie rap songs for you're mom: DRAPHT - RAPUNZEL


Of course, most critics agreed when this song came out that it was one of the worst tracks ever recorded. But you're mom seems to love it. Rapunzel is mainly about a girl with long hair who broke up with Drapht, apparently he cant get over it. The guitar riff, rolling bassline, horns and lyrics about Sex in the City and Russell Crowe (R.I.P) are her cup of tea. Plus he is the most non-threatening male to ever wear a flat brim.

Who cares if Drapht was a member of SBX? He still had one of the worst tracks on Culture of Kings 3...which was a terrible compilation (full of songs you'r mom would probably love).

This is what Drapht looks like when your mom invites him over for dinner and he sits on your couch

Apparently DRAPHT has managed to get his fruityloops record The Life Of Riley on the musical charts and perform his standup rapping routine at several 'music fests', despite the fact that his album bombed so badly that the label never released a second single! lol fail

 Drapht strips off in the vocal booth to record another top 40 ballad
  
visit drapht's dumb myspace: http://www.myspace.com/drapht
vandalise him on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapht

23.4.12

MC Kerser: Ready for War

SKIPHOPZ favourite KERSER has been unfairly attacked by many haters and clowns since he changed the rap game. Yesterday he spoke out on a popular internet message board, taking the opportunity to set the record straight about haters.

why dont u tell us how u really feel lol!

The issue of whether Kerser is the sickest has polarised opinion in the aussie hip hop community. Many fans have criticised Kerser for writing idiotic songs about the dumbest shit, but he paid though. He paid. He so paid. He makin money. He gettin dat paper currency in his pants pocket or purse.

However 360 recently bought a million dollar apartment. Looks like Kerser was defeated by 360 again!

1.4.12

Lady Gaga Diagnosed with Brain Cancer

Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with cancer, according to some news websites and twitter. Sad news, everyone at Skiphopz.com hopes she can pull through lest she become another member of the 27 club.
Lady Gaga said she had felt a strange headache during the first half of her performance during a charity concert last weekend. The singer is expected to announce the cancellation of her upcoming tour today, so she can focus on receiving treatment.

Celebrities including lifelong friend Snoop Dogg have been quick to support Gaga in her battle with cancer, taking to twitter and facebook to post messages of support.
Lady Gaga having her ass examined for cancer cells

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