in my new regular feature THE SMOKING ROOME! i will discussing the finer things in life for mature rap gansternados like myself...starting with JOHNNY WALKER RED LABEL. CLASSY!

RED LABEL is one of the finest maltey whisky blendz available at your local drive through bottle shop. u can tell its the best quality because it has real gold on the label. it has a texture like no other drink i have tasted, i declare it to be the nectar of the gods. red label was discovered by john walker when he mixed sum different alcahols together and let them sit in a barrell in his basemant for about 50 years and the legend was born so he put a red label on it

the best way to drink is with a shitload of pepsi and about 10 ice cubes. another fun idea is to mix some into your instant coffee, i call it nescafe blend 9000

red label is best enjoyed with a smoothe cigar from your local smokestore which makes u extra coool (if your mum will allow u to smoke in your room!!! not bloody likely!!!!!!)

this guy is a scotch expert and he likes it so much he drinks 2 bottles at once...what more proof do u need??


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