7.5.11

Celebs Spotted!!!!!11!11oneoneone111eleven

 
Spotted the infamous DJ MUGGS of Cypress Hill running things at an underground cockfight in a cave. He looked pretty weeded and the birds kept scratching him. He has aged terribly.


I ran into notorious Chaser comedian JULIAN MORROW at an 8 Mile-esque rap battle. I figured I could get some free publicity by beating him but he utterly destroyed me, he was dropping multis and words that had me reaching for a dictionary. He explained that the performance was dedicated to a special girl.


Famously bad rapper ELF TRANZPORTER was seen at the fires of Mount Doom last week. He was holding some small piece of jewellery in his hand, trying to decide what to do. Hope he made the right choice!


Local legend MICHAEL CERA was identified snatching handbags. He was prancing around south central LA with the look of a deranged madman, yelling to police that he couldnt be stopped. Totally unacceptable behaviour for a role model, he paid though.

18 comments:

  1. hahaha funny post. i like the part about 'michael cera' the most

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  2. I lol'd at the michael cera one xD

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  3. Haha i would do the same if I were Micheal. No risk no fun it says!

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  4. Most random thing I've read all week.

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  5. i always laugh at Michael Cera when he poses like that

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  6. I lol'd @ the Michael comment.

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  7. didnt know most of these but michael cera lol

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  8. Haha I laughed at the Michael Cera part at the end

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  9. HaHa, What? This was funny as hell. Keep it coming.

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  10. laughed so hard at the one about old michael. good one man

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  11. Haha, oh Michael. And then you notice how he's smiling :)

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  12. dude. your crazy, and full of win. follwing!

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