The shocking news was broken by the appearance of an internet page on Facebook. Mr Technique has proclaimed that he will stage a military coup/tour Australia once this page receives 5000 likes.
Australian immigration officials have not responded to my questions about whether Immortal Technique will be allowed into the country. Here are some important "facts" to keep in mind regarding Mr Technique (if that is his actual name?)
- He once stood in the middle of a road causing a traffic jam with 5 buses just so he could take an admittedly amusing photo which has not been edited in any way
- He enjoys Coke Zero, claiming it tastes a lot like Coke
- His idea of a revolution is changing the scent of his Ambi Pur home fragrance
- He refuses to deny that he went to jail for putting a scorpion inside a Kinder Surprise egg. What does he have to hide?
- He once caused a big mess in the cereal aisle of a supermarket. It took me ages to clean up and I know it was him