22.7.11

Why Does Eminem Hate Poland?

POLISH fans of the real Slim Shady have experienced a relapse of their infinite sadness, as the Eminem show has yet again passed over their fine country (which is in a period of economic recovery), causing fans to cry "Without me!??"...just like toy soldiers. Encore.


We all know that feel

Much like Eminem's fictional biggest fan, Stan, the Polish public are pissed off and possibly ready to engage in a tragic murder/suicide over the fact that the white rap singer's latest tour dates do not include the land of waffles and eggplants.

The first rumors indicating that Eminem might hate Poland began to surface in 2003 after an interview with Spin magazine where Eminem was quoted saying "I don't not hate Poland" and "Why can't we just wipe Poland off the map?"

Lars, who works at Warsaw record shop 'Muzant', said that although many of his customers are concerned about the issue, Eminem's views on Poland have not damaged his popularity. "Every week someone asks me when Eminem is coming! Given the number of Eminem appearances in our fine country (zero) I think it's safe to say that he really hates us. What did we ever do to him?"


An artist's rendition of the face Eminem made as he vomited over a Polish flag and lit it on fire

Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs Radoslaw Sikorski was less enthusiastic about the prospect of a visit from Marshall Mathers, citing his facial hair as a potential stumbling block. "Mr Eminem will either shave that stubble or grow a beard before I will allow him into the country. He looks like a boy!"

The drama continues. It remains to be seen whether the real Slim Shady has a guilty conscience but we will have to wait and see if he will visit Poland to sing, for the moment.

63 comments:

  1. I don't know how much of this article is true but if a lot is, then I can say: What? seriously, Marshall, what have we done to you? I know our country's kinda one big mess but really.. Do you at least have a reason to hate us?

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    1. maybe he hates you because your country is full of racist assholes.

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    2. Hmm...I think USA got lots more racist assholes than Poland. Eminem acts like he is one of them also.

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    3. Youd dont even know what polish people are going through? :/ my best friend is from poalnd SHE IS SUCH A LOVELY GIRL ???? and we both LOVE EMINEM and she agrees that poland is horrible in some places .... everything has its bad sides ? Nothing and no one is perfect?is it ? if he could only visit poland like i did.... ITS BEAUTIFUL ! Love you Marshall <3

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    4. Spedziłem kilka godzin na znalezieniu odpowiedzi, dlaczego Ejmen miałby nas nienawidzieć. Otóż prawdą jest że kiedyś w wywiadzie przeprowadzonym przez jakiegoś ubogiego w słownictwo znachora angielsczyzny, Ejmen wyraził się że nienawidzi, Dorobkiewiczów i Karierowiczów co w brzmiało podobny sposób co Polacy itp. Ten oto osioł to tak zrozumiał i plotka sie rozeszła jak ciepłe bułki u Józka..... i od jakiegoś czasu zwolennicy Białego Murzyna wkółko powtarzaja Ejmen nas nienawidzi. Dla ludzi rozumnych standardowe pytanie jak i za co mógłby nas nienawidzieć ? zakłądając nawet że nie wie gdzie jest nasz kraj. Tacy ludzie nigdy nie wyrażają swojej nienawiści do innych nacji, bo to jest publiczny i jawny rasizm a w tych czasach jest bardzo surowo karane.

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    5. It's sad how hitler didnt finish the job to destroy poland , no hate to all polands , just for retarded 70 % of the nation , the 30 % are polands but live somewhere eals !

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    6. Why dont you go fuck yourself you little, unedicated prick

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    7. I Wonder where you're from, you shallow, ignorant cunt..but if you ever show up anywhere in Poland I'll rip your fucking had of . I'll be jumping on your hard till you stop breathing and than I'll fuck your your mother's mouth. You fuckin nobody but piece of human shit.

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  2. PS. Why would you call us "the land of waffles and eggplants"? I don't get that at all...

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    1. eggplant & waffles r not even popular in PL, i dont get it either.

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    2. Guys,they don't know shit about Poland and that's why they say stuff like that. Some of them propably don't even know that Poland exist.

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    3. I know...why waffles even more questionable why e g g p l a n t s??? wtf? lol...

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    4. I wanted to ask the same question, what's with the eggplants? ;)

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    5. this is all out of order people are fighting for no good reason, eminem has fans including myself from poland, it does upset me to know that one of the men that inspire me decide to say sick things like this, people outside of poland who think we are racist, not all of us are okay... its rediculous how people find it easy to say all this crap behind a screen but when it comes to be said in person not a shred of confidence can be found to say it, so every one polish, not polish, black white, rich poor famous unknown show you are the better person, i jeszcze bym chciala powiedziec wszystkin zeby zostawic ta sprawe bo to nawet mnie wkorzylo ale swiat kreci zeby ta sytuacia byla czy nie

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  3. When I went and saw eminem in buddapest he made the crowd chant "Fuck, Poland, Fuck, Poland" and he put up his rude finger.

    How about that.

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    1. Did the whole country piss him off???hmmmm? interesting:)
      He has issues from childhood...I feel sorry for him. Not everyone is fortunate when it comes to family.

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    2. I went to see Em in Budapest, he didnt say that shit. u tripping fool

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    3. I always thought he looks like Russian...especially that he never smiles...:)))

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    4. I never been in poland but i hate it.like i never been in china usa russia australia japan hungary srilanka india.i hate them all.now im going to kill myself cose i hate myself...
      Im polish by the way;)

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  4. Well, he plainly hasn't seen their majestic... Auschwitz camp? I don't know, what does Poland have to offer except for drunks? Depression?

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    1. You stupid stupid fuck! L.O.L !!!! I think you are the depressed drunk. I bet your highest grade completed is hmm? by the looks of it...grade 5...three times.

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    2. Beautiful women ;)

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    3. To hoaks2 . At leas we dont have dickheads like you in our country , Fuck slim , who need him .!

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    4. You are dumber than the law provides ... camps at Auschwitz were built by the Germans during World War II in the years 1929-1946. It's not the Poles killed there people only Germany, Hitler and his people. Every Pole and Jew knows that. You should also know about every person in the world. Teach a little history;)

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  5. Wait... there are still people in Poland? Don't hear much about them in the news or anything...

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    1. You don't hear much about "them" on the news because there not the ones who murder and terrorize ... or go bankrupt for spending money from the EU just to name a couple...your brain is too small for all that knowledge and information.

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    2. hey stone computers!...news is not watching the poke a dot door all day...no wonder your stoned.

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    3. wait...there r still ppl in USA? All I see is brainwashed zombies who are overweight watching reality TV & pilled out & shit...just saying. technically there are no American left, just pilled out sheep. Awake Polish American slim shady

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    4. I can contest that Poland is a shit hole. I spent too much time there, even learned their stupid block head language. Polaks are arrogant, think they know everything, rip off cun*s. That's the truth along with a previously mentioned fact of deeply seated racism. Good on ya Slim!

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    5. grow a pair and show your identity, move out the country and erase your memory or just go back to school, we know your not perfect and you should understand that you arent either you stuck up cunt, kiss my POLISH ass
      honestly you all need to grow up !!!

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  6. i don't get You at all... is artist going to some country because he likes this country or to his fans? if he has concerts because he only want to visit some country then his person is not worthy of interest. Any artist is made not by himself but by his fans. If You don't have fans, that being artist is only your passion but nothing more... I like his bits and I don't think that Eminem is person which has prejudices, he rather wants to shock as much people as its possible. Anyone knows that at his concerts are polish fans, nationality is not a problem, nazism has gone years ago :) Our country (Poland) is a little bit crazy but it has many more interesting places to visit than Auschwitz :) Turn off the stereotypical thinking. We live in the twenty-first century, damn it! If You still have prejudices than just fuck off :)

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  7. hahahaha USA is one big farm BBC is gey and u don't no shit wake the fuck up because u are gey plis stop... is not about us people from Poland ;D
    and facking travels it is about hip hop if Eminem dont wont to pley for us U dont egzist for me...

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  8. @hoaks2 I don't maybe their beautiful lakes,ocean,national parks,mountains,castles ? You've obviously haven't gone to a different country..& about the drunk thing..that's very stereotypical. Get some education before you open your mouth.
    @StoneComputerServices Sorry Poland isn't like the middle east where there's a bombing/killing/massacre everyday. I don't know what news you watch..maybe you should lay off watching MTV.

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    1. E news and Facebook is their news...

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  9. Lol people, I understand you love Eminem but you don't have to follow him in everything he says...
    Other things is that Poland is a beautiful country and equal to any other so to speak that should not be judged like this.
    Thank you and @hoaks2 shame on you... you really should rethink what you just said
    And do you really expect to hear anything about a foreign country as small as Poland in the news?
    You probably don't even know where Poland is... xD
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    1. I could care less what eminem says or thinks. He has no education. I really feel sorry for him and for all of his followers. As for drunks in Poland:)...hej!!!they are all over the world you stupid ignorant fucks. As for all the concentration camps in Europe....they were build by Germans....oh ya...they called themselves "Nazis" and killed not only Jews. What can I say...some people are born ignorant live their life and still die ignorant.

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    2. Ja sie urodzilam w Kanadzie...Kocham Cie Polsko!!! wali mnie to co debile pisza. Jestesmy silni!!! przetwarlismy wojny i glodnych sasiadow. Mlaskali z jednej i drugiej strony...ale nas nie pokonali. Jestesmy!!! jestesmy narodem wspanialym...nie ma idealnego panstwa ani idealnych ludzi, jak slysze albo czytam negatywne rzeczy to boli...boli kazdego. Tlumacze sobie ze w dupie byli i gowno widzieli...taka prawda. Zal mi tych prostakow.
      Pozdrawiam Polske i wszystkich Polakow...trzymajmy sie razem!

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  10. Fk eminem, i download his shit for free. He must have been beat up by a polish dude in Michigan or his mom got ass fucked by 1. Hes fucked up and a pill addict. i dont believe his sober shit claims for a minute. Also Poland payed a big part in ending communism in Europe and was one fo the 1st countries to stand up again Russia. Most Americans dont know shit, just fat couch potatoes who watch TV and E news! Look it up fools...

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  11. Maybe Poland is to Tough for this sissy ass pop rapper.Poland is the greatest Country in this fucked up world and survive everything that Nazis or Communist bring to them and what is USA ? Bunch of fucking losers who do not even have their own language.

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  12. Slim is a low down mother fucker who had tregick childhood . I feel sorry more for him the the Poles ! Poland is a great country !

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  13. Fuck Slim shady , shit head and also fuck his lousy stupid with out educations so called fans ! HAHA Stupid Fucks .

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  14. Fuck eminem . Poland dont even want you you stupid fuck .! Who da fuck you think you are ?! You white wanna be nigger ! Thats something to feel sorry about ! Poland is the BEST !

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  15. In case you didnt already know, eminem IS A POLISH AMERCICAN CELEBRITY. His family are partly polish-perhaps thats why he likes to add the country to his hate list. Check the list of american polish celebrities on the wiki. Axl Rose and Manson are on there too, so I dont know how much of this is really true, lol

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  16. All of his shit rap is based on hate. He would shit on his mother's face if that would bring him another dime. Hitler hated Jews because some wise girl did not want to go to bed with him. Probably oue hero Eminem was flushed by a Polish girl who could not stand his shallowness. That's hot it all started. Poor prick eminemmmmmmmmmm

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  17. Poland will be existing far longer than shitty fame of asshole yieminem. BTW. who is eminem? do you know that goatfucker?

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  18. fuck this nigger wanna be sieg heil

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  19. fuck you eminem , I love poland . POLAND IS THE BEST AND FUCK OFF HATERS > :)

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  20. Yeah Eminem you're absolutely right! The nazi sykorzky is too much like Putin.

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  21. Hehe autora tego artykuliku najwyraźniej poniosła wyobraźnia, albo po prostu za dużo czegoś bierze. Pierwsze: jeśli Eminem powiedział coś takiego o Polakach i Polsce to poproszę jakiś dowód w formie np. nagranego filmiku video. Drugie: nie mam zielonego pojęcia co to jest kraj bakłażanów i gofrów - "ałtorkowi" chodziło chyba o jakąś inną Polskę (może o tą miejscowość w Stanach, Polen się chyba nazywa). Trzecie: Sikorski jest na usługach kłamcy Tuska a jak wiadomo "jaki pan taki kram". Pewnie znalazła bym jeszcze trochę bzdur w tym tekście, ale nawet nie chciało mi się go czytać w całości. Pozdrawiam Polaków i fanów Eminema w jednym, a reszta niech się wali!

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  22. polishpeople are fucking boring,racist,drunks that dont care about other racist but there own.culva

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  23. to all of you who think poland is a shit hole, inhabited by a bunch of drunks, racists, low-lifes and other scum guess what? u're right in a way. but you have no right to say that if u've never been there (or actually here). and as to this prick eminem - who gives a fuck what he thinks and says anyway.

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  24. Poland has many wonderful rappers and pounding my opinion one of the foreign country. I am Polish and I'm proud of that. No one comes here in broad daylight with a gun in his hand and in the evening is not afraid to go out of the house without a dozen friends. Poland as well as most European countries is very tolerant. A man is a man and not divided into color, national origin or religion. Do not worry about the opinion of people who do not know about you ..
    Peace be with you.

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  25. polska jest zajebistym krajem . nie mamy tylu dóbr co rozpasłe amerykańskie grubasy, których jedynym celem w życiu jest żarcie i sranie pieniędzmi. przeżyliśmy dużo . a wy? gówno!
    więc zamknijcie mordy jeśli uważacie się za lepszych, bo na pewno lepsi nie jesteście.
    pozdrawiam polakow w usa i "in poland" .

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  26. dokladnie , zgadzam sie z powyzszym komentarzem ! bynajmniej Polska ma jakas wartosc ! jak juz wczesniej napisano , przezylismy duzo , wszyscy sie z tym zgadzamy bo to prawda ! za co wgl szanowny Pan " Eminem " nie lubi polakow i dlaczego powiedzial , ze nigdy nie zagra dla polakow i zydow ? nic mu nie zrobilismy , szkoda , ze nie wie ile ma fanow w Polsce , ale pomijajac to , to pewnie mu to zwisa bo co go tam obchodzi Polska jak ma miliony fanow na calej ziemi , egoista ! no trudno , jak jest rasista niech se jest , jego zycie ! jesli uwaza sie za jakiegos lepszego czy Bog wie co , to sie myli ! pozdrawiam rowniez wszystkich Polakow ! :)

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  27. Shame I really like Eminem his songs are the best you could possibly imagine. He's so bloody funny, talented and some of his video clips are hilarious such as 'Eminem this looks like a job for me'.
    But why would you do that being a celebrity like that? even if you don't like Poles keep that to yourself why lose fans and raise the number of negative comments about you, cmmon man think.
    Hope your views change and you release some new songs.
    Say no to racism :D

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  28. just want to see any proof that Eminem hates Poland. He has never said that. I love Eminem and Poland is a huge shit! :)

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  29. Eminem to głupia kurwa, myśli że skoro miał ciężkie dzieciństwo to może wyzywać Polaków. Głupi gnojek z małym penisem.

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  30. Bije mi to czy nie lubi polaków czy nie. i tak bede go słuchał , jednak gdyby na wyciągnięcie ręki dać to bym zaje*ał w łeb ;)

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  31. FUCK POLAND.scrounging CUNTS
    FUCK THE E.U

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  32. May be cause he has some polish roots from his father side, and he fuckin' hates his father. lol

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