11.9.11

SKIPHOPZ TRAVEL EXTRAVAGANZA

Skiphopz is back with a bumper travel issue. In this new regular feature I will tell you how to travel the world and become a more cultured citizen of the internet like me.
PART 1: FRANCE

Gay Paree is situated conveniently in the middle of Europa and is a favourite destination of travelpeople around the world. There are many attractions to see and try, such as standing around near the Eiffel Tower (a French knockoff of the Statue of Liberty) and eating sticks of bread called Yiros. While you're in the country, why not partake in some of the famous cheeses and wines? Some of the most popular are 'heroin' and 'cocaine'.

Getting around in France is easy, you can rent one of the famous European hatchbacks such as the Ford Focus. I would not recommend riding a bicycle in France because based on what I've seen on TV you have to be PRETTY FUCKING GOOD.


Other popular French pass times include having gay sex and visiting the museum of French War Heroes (don't worry, it only takes a few minutes).


3 comments:

  1. Lol. Yeah, I'm just not pretentious enough or good enough on a bicycle for France.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The Falcons offense was a potent one on the way nfl jerseys to winning the NFC last season, but they didn’t do much with their tight ends.

    Jacob Tamme, Austin Hooper, custom jerseys store Levine Toilolo, Joshua elited jerseys Perkins and wholesale nfl jerseys D.J. Tialevea were targeted 83 cheap nfl jerseys times in the regular season, which is about as often as wide receiver custom nhl jerseys Mohamed Sanu was the target for passes. One member of that group has spent time game jerseys with quarterback Matt Ryan recently in hopes of taking on a bigger role.

    Ryan returned to Southern California for more NFL Finger Spinner work custom nfl jerseys with the trainers at 3DQB limited jerseys with jerseys store Hooper, a custom mlb jerseys third-round pick last year, along to run routes and develop custom jerseys a deeper custom nba jerseys relationship with Ryan.

    ReplyDelete
  3. This blog merits an amazing honor and I must say, the blog writings are spiritual.
    aquĆ­

    ReplyDelete

Please leave a comment below but NO BUZZ MARKETING FOR ACCIDENT LAWYERS IN ORLANDO ALLOWED!!! sorry anonymous posting is no longer allowed after the Russian Spammors attacked my site with the help of Da Script Kiddies we apologize for the invoncenience