28.10.11

Tha Kerser - The Nebulizer REVIEWED



The wee laddie KERSER made a name for himself by (alledgedly) selling 3000 copies of his hot mixtape, without any distro or even brushing his teeth. I also writted about his youtube video which has blown up. His name has created quite a buzz around the homeland of Aussie hip hop; Sydney's North Shore, causing lads to shout "Kerser is the sickest" in the streets.

Now THE NEBULIZER is released, the debut (or 'de butt', as the case may be) album from infamous lad rapper KERSER.

The hotbeats on this album were made by Uncle Nevs from Goonbag Radio. There are some cool joints with innovating rhythms more common to a discotech of the 1940s (Hitler Rap) but with a lot more swearing. These dumb Casio ringtone beats are enough to leave the true rap pioneers spinning in their graves.

This lad will go down in history as the true Aussie Eminem...if Eminem was produced by a shitty Justice cover band. The best track on THE NEBULIZER is "Gonna Get Hi Today", a smooth R&B joint all about smoking your boyfriend's cock. Think about that for a minute.



All of the hooks are terrible, with dumb lyrics like "Do the KERS bitch". These songs are sure to be a huge hit among blithering idiots with no mental capacity. There are also some guest appearances from some lame nobodies in Kerser's crew that will have you throwing bottles at your stereo and yelling at it to stop.

The topics covered by THE KERSER'S range from "Kerser is the sickest" and "Kerser is the dopest" to "Don't fuck with Kerser". Something for everyone...as long as youre a lad on Kerser's dick. THE NEBULIZER seems to be a pretty popular album so far, it even made top of the pops on iTunes! It's a shame Kerser swears so much and is a total jerk to everyone he meets...otherwise his music would get major airplay on Nova for sure!

I give this album a thumbs up. 4 Harolds out of 5, but don't take my word for it.


How can u argue with this? (Pic from Kerser's Facebook page)

Get to know Kerser...THE KERSER FACTS:
  • He doesnt own a suit (why would he?)
  • He has the Chinese symbol for "I suck dirty dicks for money" tattooed on his arse
  • He got the idea to become a rapper when he saw Will Smith in Wild Wild West
  • Other lads refer to KERSER as "The Chosen One"
  • His cousin is Andrew G from Video Hits
  • The Devil tried to buy his soul at the crossroads but Kerser's crew rolled him and ran off with his shoes
  • He has a huge dick, that thing is friggin ginormous. He showed it to me on MSN.

RAPPER REPORT CARD
THE KERSER
Vocabulary: 6
Articulation: 8
Creativity: 7
Originality: 8
Versatility: 8
Voice: 6
Records: 7
Stage Presence: 7
Sticking to Themes: 6
Innovating Rhythms: 9
72/100, C
"Take Pride in Your Work"

9 comments:

  1. LOL LOL 1940's discotech hitler rap? I have never heard of that. Sounds rather... interesting.

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  2. FUK UP KUNT KERSER IZZ DA SICKEST FUCK ALL YOU BITCHEZ, KERSERS IN DA CLUB MAN HES DA SICKEST KUNTTTTTTT

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  3. Yeah he swears alot his name is.. Curser

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  4. lol at the 2nd comment, they did say how good his fans are at vocabulary. fuckin retard

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  5. <3 Fucking Love you kerser.! Your georgous babe! .. bUt jUst for the future don`t rap with your sunnies on cause you the have the most georgus eye`s.. Hot as in " Backflip ! . x

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  6. you have* i meNt to say. x

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  7. 2560 kerser eshar

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  8. HA HA HA CLASSIC !!

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