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Zac Hanson Purchases Swimming Pool Full of Cocaine

The littlest Hanson brother has made waves in the celebrity swimming community by filling his backyard pool with cocaine. Inspired by his hero Tony Montana, Zac Hanson (26) recently purchased the white Colombian gold from a contact he made during his time in the music industry.





The 25-metre pool has become a controversial fixture in Zac's Tulsa neighbourhood. Some residents have complained about the all-night cocaine parties, which often include Hanson music played at a loud volume, and parents have warned their children never to go swimming at the Hanson residence. Local police are concerned but there is nothing they can do about it.



Zac had been saving up his royalties from the hit single "MMM...Bop" for 15 years, waiting until he could afford enough cocaine to fill his pool. While his older brothers were racing their Ferraris and riding jetskis around their castle moats Zac was living modestly, only spending on the bare essentials. During a candid interview he expressed his heartfelt thanks to all the fans who bought the single and made his extreme cocaine dream a reality.



26 comments:

  1. Asshole. This isn't funny.

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  2. Oh my god. That is so not true. Don't even have a real picture of him or the pool. Yall did some photo shopping with a picture of a random pool you found on google.

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  4. Rock stars usually have problems with drugs, thank you very much for sharing.

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  5. are you sure you are referring to Zac or Justin Bieber? LOLs

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  6. You do realize that's Justin Bieber, right?? Oh and Zac doesn't do cocaine. He prefers meth. (joke)

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