In a move that has rocked the entertainment world, famous crooning rapman Chris Brown has taken legal action his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. He is asking for $10 million in damages and a restraining order against Rihanna to stop her spreading her genital herpes from Barbados.
"Rihanna gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit
against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters
she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just
as Jim Carrey did in the movie 'Liar, Liar."
"Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment."
"I woke up with three blisters on my penis ... this isn't just a
regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados,
which is most likely lethal."
Brown has employed an expensive team of lawyers to push his case and will be calling Jim Carrey as an expert witness to demonstrate the way somebody can hit themself in the face and crush their own head in a toilet. Jim Carrey has stuck by his best friend Chris Brown ever since the wicked whore Rihanna came into his life and destroyed it. We at SkipHopz Dot Com will continue to support Chris Brown and hope he can find the justice he has been missing for so long.
Rihanna (if that is her real name) could not be reached for commnent, at the time of writing she was most likely summoning a demon with the help of the illuminati and making up more lies about Chris Brown from her Palace of Thorns in Barbados.