TOP SECRET - CONFIDENTIAL BREAKING BAD SEASON 5 OFFICIAL SCRIPT
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S05 [part 2] E04
SCENE - Jesse and Walt have conspired to cook one last great batch of 110% pure supermeth in Hank's basement while he is at the policeman's ball
Jesse: Hey Mister Walter White, who is my chemist professor and best friend, please pass the beaker so I can drip this purple liquid steam into a spiral tube, this shit gon be da bomb yo!
Walt: I swear, you are so incompetent Jesse although you are reluctantly my protege we are quite an odd couple and working with you is a bother! Will you PLEASE try to not be such an inconvenience...I wouldn't even want to cook nachos with you for crying out loud!
Jesse: Actually Mister White I am cooking nachos in your antique mortar and pestle upstairs, they should be done right about now...
*explosion sound* *Jess and Walt stare at each other as microwave crashes through the basement roof and tips over table full of glassware*
Jesse: I guess it wasn't microwave safe?
*Hank enters the scene, walking down stairs into basement*
Jesse (whispering): I thought you said he wasn't supposed to be home until late!
Hank: what are you two handsome bastards doing in my basementroonie? Walt, who's the kid?
Walt: He's a friend of a friend, I am putting him on a straight and narrow path
Hank: Glad to hear it buddy. Listen, the toilet upstairs is blocked and I need to drop the cosby kids off at the pool, if you know what I mean heh hehh hehh
*Hank enters basement toilet room and closes door*
Walt (whispering in harsh voice): THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Jesse: ALL-RIGHT already! Don't have a cow Mr White, I will think of something...
Hank (from behind toilet door): hey is it just me or can anyone else smell meth cooking in here?
*walt slowly reaches into jacket and hands jesse a tiny gun*
Walt: There's no time. You have to do it, its the only way. Now or never Jesse
*Jesse raises gun to his own head and pulls the trigger*
*but his hand slips and bullet richochets off a drainpipe into the toilet door*
Walt: NOOOOOOOOOO you idiot!!!
*toilet door busts open, Hank is covered in blood with pants around his ankles and gun drawn*
Hank (shouting and aiming his gun around): SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP. WALT, GET DOWN! GET DOWN! THE CARTEL HAVE RETURNED TO FINISH THE JOB!
*Walt grimaces at Jesse with a knowing and fatherly look*
*Jesse runs to cower under broken table while Walt grabs the gun turns and fires three shots at Hank's back*
Jesse: What the hell did you just do man!? NOT COOL!
Walt: Finally, my job here is done
Hank (crawling down stairs dying): WALT! Did Skyler ask you to do this? It was Skyler trying to kill me all along, wasnt it. Or your son, I know he had something to do with this!
*Walk walks over and pours a beaker of half-cooked meth into Hank's mouth*
Walt: Goodnight, sweet prince
Marie (shouting from upstairs): Hank, are you down there? What the hell did you put in the microwave?
Jesse: Mister White, how are we gonna get out of here now?
*Jesse runs over to basement window and tries to open it*
Jesse: its stuck!
Walt: Unstick it then! Can't you do anything right?
Jesse: Do something! There must be something you can use among all these chemicals
*Walt turns and stares at batch of freshly cooked meth*
Walt: Eureka. Jesse, fetch my pipe.